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The Stranded Blondes and the Genie

    • Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

    The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

    The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

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    • Explanation

    • The joke plays on the stereotype of blondes being unintelligent. The first two girls wish for intelligence to solve the island problem, and they use a more obvious or traditionally-thought out approach. The punchline relies on the absurdity of there being a bridge, which is unexpected because it was never mentioned until the very end. The final girl's wish and transformation to a man imply that the smartest way to leave the island was just using a pre-existing structure.

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    • Comments (7)

    • Too far away from the land to swim? What?

    Bruh. Blonde women can be annoying but even I know that they are not all stupid. Some redheads and brunettes are stupid. But for some reason the blondes are known as the stupid ones

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    Don't be silly. The man takes a wrong turn onto the bridge by mistake, because men never ask for directions.

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