Smart Jokes

Why was a oven so smart. It had 70 degrees

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits

What do you call somebody in America that is smart?

An immigrant.

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Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.

What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

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What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer; Non-Existance!

So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”

Addison are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

Addison.