Smart jokes
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Do you know this kind of kid
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.