Smart jokes
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Do you know this kind of kid
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!