My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I have some words that might make sense to girls,but maybe not to boys ready? smart kind sweet caring loving mature
Follow me if you know someone smart.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
