iPhone jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Me when i was 7 be like
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.