When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
What's the difference between an iPhone and and orphan.
One has a home.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
