iPhone jokes
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Don鈥檛 fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn鈥檛 have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn鈥檛 have a home button.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.