iPhone

iPhone Jokes

Orphan

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Orphan

Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

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  • School Shooter

    When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

    Penaldo

    I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

    Memes

    Orphan

    I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

    Comparison

    Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

    One has a home.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

    Because it doesn’t have a home button.

    Orphan

    Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

    Orphan

    I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.

    It doesn’t have a home button.

    Orphan

    I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

    Lie

    Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

    Son: Okay, I'll do it!

    5 hours later...

    Son: I'm done!

    Dad: I lied.

    Son: So did I!

    Orphan

    Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

    'Cause they can't find the home button.