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Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Backstory.

    The image shows a meme with text above a scene of Saul Goodman in a suit giving a presentation. The text reads: "marvel fans trying to explain why I need to watch 40 movies and 13 TV shows to understand the significance of doctor strange's left testicle."
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  • Reverse Card

    MysteryGirl · 3 years ago
  • 🤐

    The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.
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  • Cancer

    M3ME G0D · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.
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  • Eye

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • If you guys are smart, you will get this.

    The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".
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  • Parent

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.
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  • Priest

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."
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  • Kid

    Helene 💀☠️ · 3 months ago
  • A text-based meme on a light purple square background. The text reads: "My wife asked her doctor if she should have kids after 40. He told her no, 40 is more than enough." A small logo for the TODAY show is visible in the bottom right corner.
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  • Prescription

    Anonymous · 8 months ago
  • A WhatsApp chat screenshot. On the right, a message from 'Doctor' says 'Hi Doctor' at 4:25 AM. On the left, a user replies 'Hi' at 4:25 AM. The user then sends an image of an illegible black scribble on a light background and asks 'how to read this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'It's paracetamol' at 4:26 AM. The user then sends a second image, also an illegible black scribble, and asks 'how about this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'amoxicillin... 3x a day' at 4:27 AM.
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  • Marvel movie

    pande · 2 years ago
  • Me and Who?

    A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.
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  • Pee

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • A meme featuring two classical paintings side-by-side. On the left, an old man in a dark robe and cap holds up a small glass of amber liquid, examining it with a pleased expression. On the right, the same man sips the liquid from the glass, looking very content and amused. The text above reads, "the doctor after i pee in that little cup".
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  • Day

    ✌️ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ✌️ · 3 years ago
  • I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

    The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.
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  • Surgery

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.
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  • Soldier

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.
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  • Healthcare

    Swf · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.
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  • Body

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of Donald Trump sitting at a table with flags behind him. Overlaid text reads: 'The doctors said they've never seen a body kill the Coronavirus like my body. They tested my DNA, and it wasn't DNA. It was USA.'
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  • Lyric

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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  • Alcohol

    Willy b · 2 months ago
  • A meme featuring text at the top: "Doctors: Alcohol is killing you slowly. Me: That's okay, I'm not in a hurry." Below is a photo of Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour standing on a boat. Richard Hammond is labeled "Me:", while James May and Jeremy Clarkson are labeled "Doctors:".
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  • Kid

    deez man · 2 years ago
  • The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".
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  • Job

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.
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  • Door

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
  • A four-panel image displaying screenshots of Twitter posts from the account "@everyword". Each panel shows the account's profile picture and username, followed by a single word and a timestamp. The top-left panel says "door" with the date "Sep 16, 2009". The top-right panel says "reception" with the date "Aug 19, 2012". The bottom-left panel says "doctor" with the date "Sep 9, 2009". The bottom-right panel says "miscarriage" with the date "Jul 25, 2011".
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