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Doctor Memes

Reverse Card

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Movie

Backstory.

The image shows a meme with text above a scene of Saul Goodman in a suit giving a presentation. The text reads: "marvel fans trying to explain why I need to watch 40 movies and 13 TV shows to understand the significance of doctor strange's left testicle."

Cancer

The image shows a dialogue where a doctor, mom, and dad all say "Everything is Fine." Then, it shows Patrick Star from Spongebob with the text "Cancer take it or leave it" overlaid, indicating what Google might say.

Eye

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

Parent

The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

Priest

A doctor in a white coat is examining a child. The doctor's hands are on the child's forehead and he has a tool in his hand. The child has his mouth open and looks scared. The text says "Just relax Timmy... I'm your doctor, not your priest..."

Captain America

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

Day

I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.

Surgery

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Soldier

The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.

Kid

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Healthcare

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

Job

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

Trust

lol

The image shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo looking worried. Text above him says, "When the doctor says trust me" and below him, "It won't hurt."

Scale

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Lyric

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Parent

Happens to me

Two hands are offering a red and a blue pill, respectively. The text above the hands says "ASIAN PARENTS". The text below the red pill says "ENGINEER", and the text below the blue pill says "DOCTOR".

Obesity

fat people dont read this

Two Minions dressed as a surgeon and a doctor. The text in the image reads: "Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family."

Paper

NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!

A person wearing a white coat and sunglasses with hearts on them is smiling at the viewer, holding a paper. The text overlay reads, "The Doctor with the C@ncer report:" and below the image, "GUYS PAPER CANT CHANGE MY FUTUR-...".

Blood

A four-panel comic strip using Lego figures. In the first panel, a Lego patient tells a Lego doctor, "Doctor I think I have internal bleeding." The second panel shows the doctor saying, "That's where the blood is supposed to be." The third panel shows the doctor with a smile. The final panel shows the doctor with the same expression as the previous panel, holding a bill saying "+$3000."

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