Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention
my dad was in the plane in 911 and he was the smart one that convinced everyone he said. were fucked
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Addison.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart
Why did the smart orphan loose the tech competition?
The motherboard was no where to be found
Lenda: Hey can you help me with my homework...please?! Genda: Okay and if I do you won't make a fuss about it! Lenda: I'll try! 3 mins later. Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER! Lenda: Then what is 90 million. Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!! 4 mins later. Genda: What is the capitol of watchington? Lenda: Uh.....Idaho! Genda being sarcatic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lenda: Oh you mean Iowa! Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!! Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait can you help me with my homework? Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
I've got not much of anything to be honest Been in special classes in school Not liked by people Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me 31 years old and never had sex pathetic Not very smart Don't look good Hate myself more than anything Been a failure at everything in life Probably be alone forever People treat me like crap Can't do anything right And the list goes on and on
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet the answer is ,I forget I'm a extreme procrastinator keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom.. soph: this is why arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF
Adapt: Hey Adapt, Did you know your smart? Smart for being retarded Yo adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE Normal People: I support only 1 team Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And i'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes
if u kno what song this is parodying you get a cookie
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY
Yo mama so fat she on both sides oāthe family.
Yo mama so inbred her own famāly tree
Looks like a spider web anā yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said āgimme a fagā
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder
Yo mama so old, sheās nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeerās pussy is tight
Itās not too dryyy or weeet itās just right
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
āIāM FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Donāt care if sheās 20 or 77!
Iām doing all the moms all over the worlā
Even if they werenāt āriginally born a girl.
A pussyās a pussy no matter who its from
Donāt care if that woman is smart or dumb!ā
Thatās the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if sheās so fugly, sheās the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it donāt matter how much her ass is worth
or if sheās so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high canāt nobody top me
She said, āIāll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.ā
I said, āaiight bet! Canāt nobody stop me!ā
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!