Short jokes
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.