Short jokes
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.