Short jokes

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

What do you give a pig when it has a rash?

Oinkment.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

My sad ass life.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌