Short jokes
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Robyn Smith
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.