Short jokes
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.