Short jokes
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.