Short jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
My anxiety has anxiety.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.