Short jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.