Short jokes
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Sayo-nara.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.