Short jokes
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.