I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Short Jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. π€£π€£π€£π€£
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
