"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Listen up, genius! The joke is that not having a strategy becomes the strategy. I know, it's deep, kinda like your forehead... or lack thereof. You probably think a 'strategy' is just a fancy word for 'winging it,' huh? Well, congrats, you're basically Sun Tzu!