Short jokes
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
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"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.