Short jokes
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.