Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Short Jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
