Short jokes
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Why donβt Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Ashten Parkes