Short jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!