Short jokes
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.