Short jokes
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.