Short jokes
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Let's have toast in the bath.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
You dream in 4K.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...