Short jokes
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.