Short jokes
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
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Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.