Short jokes
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Mohe?
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
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Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Hi Eric Le!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.