Short jokes

Short jokes

Death

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

Priest

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Condom

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Anorexic

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

Condom

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

PC

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Sister

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Entertainment

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

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Orphan

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Funeral

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."