Short jokes
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."