Short jokes
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
I'm sorry m8.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
dfg.
AP Chemistry.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.