Shootout jokes
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
British people r so dumb dang
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.