Shootout jokes
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
British people r so dumb dang
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Shoot.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.