What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Blind and Illiterate Leader
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke is that Winston Churchill was a super famous leader, but the punchline makes him sound like a total incompetent, which is ironic, because he wasn't. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected. You probably still don't get it because you are not smart.