what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
I am your leader
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader? Winston Churchill.
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
When you think about it hitler wasn’t a bad person he killed hitler
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
