"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is that Sun Tzu is saying he can seduce your mom! It's like saying he's better than Jesus because he can do something with your mom, which is a roast. You probably still live with her, don't you?