Short jokes
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)