Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Why are french fries rude?
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
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