Short jokes
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?