Short jokes
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
rtuiyg.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.