Airplane

Airplane Jokes

Wrong

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

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  • Pilot

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Lesson

    The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

    Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

    Mom

    What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Friend

    best friend makes 9/11 joke.

    you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

    best friend: "I'm sorry."

    you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

    Plane

    Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

    Pilot

    A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

    Dad

    Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

    Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

    Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

    Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

    Teacher: What was that?

    Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • Plane

    911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

    This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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  • People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Plane

    I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

    It didn't land too well.

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  • Pilot

    Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

    9/11

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

    Pilot

    pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

    passengers: *start freaking out*

    pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

    passengers: *sigh with relief*

    pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

    Dinner

    Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

    Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"