Airplane jokes
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I hate airplanes!
What is the address?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”