Airplane jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"