Airplane jokes

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

Who reads the fastest?

The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.