Airplane jokes
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What picture is that?
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.