Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
