If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Flirty Body Compliment
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. This person is saying you have a nice body and wants to know if you would be angry at them for saying that. They're using the double meaning of 'hold it against me' to flirt with you. Get it now, you dumbo?
CaptainCapitalCrossing
No, no I wouldn't I would spit in your face and make you eat my ass, maybe I'd let you bum me, how bout dat?