Coincidence on 34th Street

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

"Coincidence on 34th Street."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, smarty pants! You see, atheists don't believe in God, and Christmas is all about Jesus's birthday. So, instead of a miracle, they're watching a "Coincidence on 34th Street." Like you finding a brain, that'll be a real coincidence, pal!

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