Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
Nah north korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes
Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342
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What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan
