Short jokes
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.