Short jokes
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
The earth is not round.
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When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"