Short jokes
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?