Short jokes
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
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Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"