Short jokes
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
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If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.