What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Short Jokes
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
I like penguins.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
