Short jokes
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All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.