Short jokes
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
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How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."