Short jokes
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Happy new year! 🥳
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
We don't read backwards.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!