Short jokes
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
I am a volcano.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.