What kind of band never plays music?
Short Jokes
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
