Short jokes
What did the mom say to the baby?
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Floor on the road?
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.