Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
i saw a monkey outside of school and said a look a monkey i got expelled the next day.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: we don't want him
Orphan: And I took that, Personally-
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
What's an Orphan's favorite game?
Who's your daddy
(Go look up the game)
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
Where does hitler look first when he loses something? The attic
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
