Look jokes

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"

Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."

Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"

Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"

The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"

The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."

The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"

"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Look, it's the dead center of town!

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.