What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What is the opposite of salt water đź’¦?
Pepper water đź’¦.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
what did pepper say to spray hey spray im pepper and i think we should fight crime!!!!!
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
