Dandruff jokes

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."

The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.