What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
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What do you call a cow that can't milk
A failure!
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
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Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.