Insect jokes
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"