Why was the ant π so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Why wouldnβt Mr Bee π push Ms Bee π away?
Believe he loves his honey.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the π is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of π if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche π
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
What do you call a beeβs love?
Honey β€οΈ.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
