Why was the ant ๐ so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Why wouldnโt Mr Bee ๐ push Ms Bee ๐ away?
Believe he loves his honey.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the ๐ is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of ๐ if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ๐
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
What do you call a beeโs love?
Honey โค๏ธ.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
