Insect jokes
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Eat cockroaches.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”