Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
Centimeter Jokes
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.