Centimeter jokes

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

A pedophile.

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.