Centimeter jokes
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Memes
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
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Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself
They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I don’t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasn’t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater w… Read more