Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
