Short jokes
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Spppppp.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.