Short jokes
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.