What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Short Jokes
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
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What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
