Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.