Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Short Jokes
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Cousins make dozens.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
