Short jokes

What do you call a German lesbian?

A krautmuncher.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Why do orphans bully people?

Because they can't get suspended.

Contact Parent _______

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!

Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"

Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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