One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
High Eyebrows
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so the dude tells his wife she drew her eyebrows too high. Then, she "looked surprised" Get it? Because her eyebrows were so high, it made her look permanently surprised! I bet you draw your eyebrows with a sharpie, don't you?
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