A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Short Jokes
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
My dad just comes and goes.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
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My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
