Short jokes
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Hi, how are you today?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
I love you, Hebrew John.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.