Short jokes
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.