Short jokes
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
I groomed 2 minors today.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.