Short jokes
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
I groomed 2 minors today.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.