Short jokes
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.