Short jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Ooo.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Why are my students so naughty?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.