Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? You're so clever you think not doing your homework is a win! Here's the deal, you tried to trick your mom by asking a hypothetical question, leading her to say she won't be mad. But you used this to cover for your laziness of not doing your homework. It's kinda like a double bluff, but not really, cause it's too simple, and you thought that you pulled off a genius move.