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Shot Corpse

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

"Was it hung?" her friend asks.

"No, he was shot."

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    Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, nimrod. This "joke" is all about necrophilia, which is doin' it with corpses. The friend asks if the dead dude was well-endowed, using the slang "hung". But the punchline is that he was "shot," meaning he died from a gunshot wound. Get it? Now go back to eating crayons.

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