A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
Shot Corpse
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This "joke" is all about necrophilia, which is doin' it with corpses. The friend asks if the dead dude was well-endowed, using the slang "hung". But the punchline is that he was "shot," meaning he died from a gunshot wound. Get it? Now go back to eating crayons.
Joseph Wiseou
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