Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
I lick poo for a living... You?
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!