Short jokes
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.