Spongebob

Spongebob jokes

Pedo

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

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  • Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Stereotype

    What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

    They're both yellow and can't drive.

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  • Memes

    Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

    SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

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  • Osama Bin Laden

    What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

    Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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  • Palestinian

    What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

    Similarity

    Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

    They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

    Water

    "Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

    "Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

    "How much have you found so far?"

    "Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

    Teeth

    Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

    Spongebob: 9 letters

    Squarepants: 11 letters

    Spongebob did 9/11.

    Friend

    My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

    It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

    Mum

    Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.