Spongebob

Spongebob Jokes

Pedo

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

    Memes

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

    SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

    Osama Bin Laden

    What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

    Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

    Palestinian

    What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

    Similarity

    Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

    They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

    Teeth

    Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

    Spongebob: 9 letters

    Squarepants: 11 letters

    Spongebob did 9/11.

    Water

    "Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

    "Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

    "How much have you found so far?"

    "Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

    Friend

    My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

    It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

    Mum

    Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.