Spongebob

Spongebob jokes

Meat

  • Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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  • Palestinian

  • What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

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  • Teeth

  • Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

    Spongebob: 9 letters

    Squarepants: 11 letters

    Spongebob did 9/11.

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  • Water

  • "Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

    "Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

    "How much have you found so far?"

    "Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

    Mum

  • Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

    Friend

  • My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

    It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.