Spongebob jokes
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.