Spongebob jokes
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.