Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Spongebob Jokes
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
