Atomic Bomb

Atomic Bomb Jokes

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Nuke

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Day

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Eye

    Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

    Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.

    Plane

    Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

    Fatman

    why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

    City

    What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

    Difference

    What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

    When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

    Fat

    Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

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