Atomic Bomb jokes
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
