Atomic Bomb jokes
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Bomb.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
