Atomic Bomb jokes
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
