If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It’ll say anti Depressants. ✨
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
