I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
Scan my wrist for 75% off!!
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)