Short jokes
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.