Short jokes

Short Jokes

Cow

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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  • Fire

    Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

    Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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  • Friend

    My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

    Me: But they're not that long.

    Drunk

    Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?

    Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.

    Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.

    Life

    Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

    Time

    I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

    Wall

    So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?

    ... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

    In hope to find a mummy.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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  • Shit

    It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

    Site

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Suicide

    I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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  • Priest

    What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.

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