Short jokes
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Everything.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.