what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a down syndrome that was hit by a car? Mash potato
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere 💀
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Technically we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
It’s only rape
If she finds out.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
