Discount Wrist Scan

Listen here, you little sad sack. You're the one who wrote this 'joke'. It's not funny, it's actually kinda depressing, just like you probably are. It's alluding to self-harm with the scanning of your wrist. People who are not into the dark side of humor, they may interpret this as concerning. Also, if the store has an actual bar code on your wrist, the cashier will likely think you're trying to commit fraud or something.