High-five jokes
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.