High-five jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.