High-five jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?

The suicide squad.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.

It left him hanging.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.