Short jokes
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Curry.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.