Short jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
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Me: My life.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.