Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
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Explain Bear
Alright, Dickjerker, listen up. You think you're clever, huh? You askin' why a tampon has a string, like it's some kind of mystery? It's not for flossin' your damn teeth, you moron. It's for pulling the thing out! You're acting like a bear who's just discovered fire, you silly sausage.