Update Jokes

The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC

Edit: Never mind it started to sync...

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said "My Windows Needs Updating" she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.