Update Jokes

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

He's not really dead, his update failed.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.