Short jokes
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.