Short jokes
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?