Hawking's Software Update

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You posted a joke about a dead dude who was a genius. So, you're not too smart, or you wouldn't be making jokes about the dead. The joke is that instead of dying, Stephen Hawking just had a failed software update, making it sound like he's a computer instead of a person. Get it now? It's funny because it's absurd.