Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Dickjerker
Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!