Short jokes
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.