Short jokes
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Curry.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.