Short jokes
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.