Emo Grass Jokes

Grass

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

Grass

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Grass

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Grass

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Grass

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.