Emo grass jokes

Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

What's the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.