Emo grass jokes
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Like if you know someone is emo.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D