I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Time Machine Meal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, Daphne! You ate a time machine, huh? That's like eating a clock and expecting to understand time. You think eating something that can travel through time means you also travel? No. It's just a big, metal, time-travely meal. And the "time-consuming" bit? That's because it's a pun, you simpleton. It sounds like it took a long time to eat, and it's also related to time travel. Get it now?